Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry....

  • Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
  • Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay And he was the wisest man I’ve ever known
  • Albus: Dad, you say this every time i tell you something. stop. just stop.
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  • A: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out
  • H: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew
  • A: Dad this response is really getting old
  • H: TWO HEADMASTERS
  • A: Yes, I get it two hea—
  • H: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN”
  • A: Da—”
  • H: THAT I EVER KNEW”
  • BRAVEST AND WISEST”
  • TWO OF THEM”