January 2010
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i really am not funny
me: they've been dating for 11 months lah
me: for a freshman
me: thats like 11 years!
me: HAHAHAAH
me: lol my brother read that over my shoulder and was like "yvonne. you're not that funny"
me: HAHAAHAH
me: omg both those HAHAAHAH's were the same length!
me: okay please say something this has gone on for too long
December 2009
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Do you know how scared white people are of food with heads?!?!?!
– Eric Lee
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formspring.me part 1
x-posted from here
who are your favorite designers? I’m more of a pick-and-choose-by-season kind of girl, without clear favorites - but I usually can’t go wrong with: Lanvin’s Alber Elbaz (who seems like such a sweetheart I’d love him even sans sweet-ass-clothing), Miuccia Prada for Miu Miu, Marc Jacobs, Alexander Wang (when he does dresses…DIE FOR), Phillip Lim,...
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from the archives
Matthew Pang: hahahahha
Matthew Pang: happy valentines day
Matthew Pang: be my valentine
Matthew Pang: ?
yvonen s.: ahahaha
yvonen s.: cute
yvonen s.: i never knew what that meant
yvonen s.: for real
Matthew Pang: neither do i
Matthew Pang: say yes
Matthew Pang: then we'll find out
Deep reading — the kind that you engage in when you get lost in the syntax and...
– Wife/Mother/Worker/Spy - The Endless First Chapter - NYT (via fuckyeahreading) (via untilthenifnotbefore) (via quet)
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today, i got these books for free:
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close is one of my all-time favorites. Good Omens is also top notch. Also, not paying for stuff is one of my favorite hobbies.
alandaniel09:
“Good Omens” by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
“The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao” by Junot Diaz
“Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” by Jonathan Safran Foer
“The English Patient” by Michael Ondaatje
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I AM...
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ps i'm working on those questions
http://www.formspring.me/espionage
don’t worry i haven’t forgotten, not that i think anyone is worrying :P
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I have just LOLed to death once again
Marice & Ryan, can you come to HK and visit me together already? You’ve both come separately, but that’s different. I love you bitches. CHRISTMAS IS HERE!
Anyways. Back to original LOLfest:
Yvonne Yu says:
LOLOLOL ok so me and my friend ginny are hanging around this guy david… anyways he is drunk and the following conversation occurs: me: ginny…you and i DO have good...
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i straight up LOLed so hard i couldn't breathe
ryan: moh's away message is "downstairs serving food." i am refraining from making obvious racist jokes
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Turducken
Lou: I'm making Christmas dinner for all of you! It's going to be epic. I'm cooking a turducken.
Yvonne: What's a turducken? A...turkey-duck-chicken?
Lou: Yes! It's going to be so much meat!
Yvonne: So...are you breeding this thing? What does it look like?
Lou: Not breeding so much as conjoining - just imagine a turkey ass raped into a duck ass raped into a chicken. That's it.
"a value which is not often possessed"
“The Poem of my Friend has indeed great defects; first, that the principal person has no distinct character, either in his profession of Mariner, or as a human being who having been long under the control of supernatural impressions might be supposed himself to partake of something supernatural; secondly, that he does not act, but is continually acted upon; thirdly, that the events having no...
Sea Fever by John Masefield
I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky, And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by, And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sail’s shaking, And a gray mist on the sea’s face, and a grey dawn breaking. I must go down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be...
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Good christmas holiday in dinosams room a Ideas are very good. So many lights....
– Yvonne should not be allowed to post status updates in an altered state of mind
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yvonen is taking questions
I found/stole the idea for this formspring thing from here.
http://www.formspring.me/espionage
if you have any questions you would like to ask me about absolutely anything at all, by name or anonymously, that is where you can do it, and i will answer
i realize this seems like a pointless self-obsessed kind of thing to post, but i figure it’s like the more self-selecting version of the...
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Words That I Use More Now Solely Because I Went To...
not in order of usage
1. shitshow 2. clusterfuck 3. totes 4. girl (as in: hey girl, what’s up girl) 5. can (as in: can lah!, can cannot wan, of course can) 6. dece (as in embarrassingly truncated form of decent)
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My very talented friend Ji Nok is going to a fancy arts school because she is too good for us (just kidding…except she IS really good). This is something she made. It makes me smile, and then it makes me frown because I covet pretty much all of her cute stuff and want it for myself.
jinokho:
4D Project II
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Where is a sugar daddy when you need one?
Kar, I’ve wanted those Acne shoes ever since they came out and were plastered all over the blogosphere :( I’m also lusting after these Camilla Skovgaard wedges…look at that sole! So incredible. I’ve heard both pairs are extremely comfortable, and this makes me jealous. Definitely my dream shoes for everyday wear.
Lets get shoe sponsors together! Please?
chasingkar:
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